Sunday, June 9, 2013

Stupid trees fucking in my sinuses.... Its rape I tell you!

I basically slept straight through from Friday night through Saturday night.  I was so stuffed up from pollen and whatnot that I have an entire fireplace just full of kleenex.  I sat there last night going back and forth between shivering and sweating  my ass off while lying in my really comfy chair under not one but three blankets.

As it turns out when I get a cold I do not fuck around, and the same goes for cold+allergies.  I was actually dizzy when I was trying to be functional this afternoon, so I went back to sleep.

Tomorrow morning I am going straight to the death hash browns to clean this shit out.

For those of you who are unaware of what I mean by death hash browns I will give you the recipe, as it is amazingly awesome!

Cook bacon in a frying pan, pull out the bacon and set it aside, pour off most of the grease (as you just don't need that much) and using a salad shooter spray in...

One red potato....
1/2 onion
2 cloves of garlic


You can also use a garlic press for the garlic, but however it works....

Now you must add the death part of the death hashbrowns....

Salt, pepper, crushed hot red pepper, Frank's red hot sauce, and Tabasco to taste....

Please note, if you have done it right everyone in the house will have their sinuses cleared out by the time you are done cooking, whether they are in the kitchen or not.

I used to live with a couple of roommates and when I would cook something along these lines they would be shoving towels under the doors of their bedrooms and complaining of the burning....

And that was before I started growing my own chili peppers....

I currently have 85+ pepper plants growing, this is going to be an awesome year.