Thursday, August 11, 2016

The tenets of Hungism

The religion known as Hungism, as set down by our most holy leader, Hung, are very simple.

Thou shall not be a douche.  If thou is a douche you must cool it man.

If we are not careful and faithful the world will burn, therefore we must tell it to cool it man.

If one is angry or aggressive, this is not cool, one must cool it man.

If your beer is warm, you must cool it man.

May your days be short, your nights be long, and your women be hot and ready.

If you follow these words and cool it man that would be so nice.

Cool it man.